Thursday, December 4, 2008

The Duel in the Desert

As the big game approaches my skin crawls with hatred for the scummies. I can not tell you how much venom I have deep in my heart for those classless chuckle heads from Tempe. To quote a dear friend of mine, "The two easiest things to get in Tempe are STD's and a Degree."(Thanks Dom)

This weekend means everything to the true Wildcat fan. A zero win season could be wiped away with a victory over the hated scum devils. We represent one of the longest standing rivalries in college athletics with games being played since 1899. The Territorial cup is the oldest rivalry trophy in college athletics being handed out since 1899 as well. I remember vividly Chuck Cecil's 100+ yard INT return for a touchdown in 1986. That win was the middle of the amazing 9 game streak over the nothings from up north. Check out this awesome video from - It should help you get pumped up a bit.

I warn all my conservative friends and family to stay away from me this week. I swear like a sailor, drink like an Irishmen and fight like a drunk Irish sailor all in anticipation for the game.

This year brings a special prize for true Wildcat fans. I will spare us the discussion of the last few Duel in the Desert results, however I will acknowledge that the Wildcats failed to clinch a bowl berth the last few years as a result of losing the game. This year however the tables are turned. We have the opportunity to keep the scummies from being bowl eligible with a win. Nothing could make the bowl berth we have all ready clinched any sweeter then if we ruined the season for the Dirty Dennis and his band of Felons.

If you need help getting the hatred motor warmed up check out this site...

I leave you with this question, How do you get an asu(cks) grad off your front porch?

Pay them for the pizza!


Anonymous said...

As a Sun Devil, it pains me to say, nice job on the video. It was cool to see footage from so many old games.

It was also cool to see Trung Canidate again. I haven't seen him in a few months. Yeah, the last time was in August when he made my strawberry lemonade at Hot Dog on a Stick. Great lemonade. The man is talented. Watch out Keith Smith, he's gunning for your manager position.

By the way, it is easy to get an STD at ASU, unless you're from Tucson. Then, it's much easier to get a drink thrown in your face by someone who has an STD--not quite as much fun.

Enjoy the game on Saturday!

Matt Randle "el" said...

typical scummie...talking trash anonymously...keep hiding tough guy, we are gonna get yo uthis weekend..Thanks for the compliments and my uncle who works in florence says your murderer and pointshaver both say they wish they could have some of that lemonade

Anonymous said...

the arizona state scum devils simply suck the last time i saw jake plummer he was delivering my pizza. Beardown arizona go cats!!!