Friday, February 27, 2009

Goodbye Rex

Ding Dong, The Carni-handed QB is gone. With smaller hands than 4Real, how could we expect Rex to be the franchise quarterback for the Chicago Bears. After all of the Injuries and INTs Rex has his bags packed and is finally out of Sweet Home Chicago.

I'll never forget the Rex Grossman error, I mean, era. The 0.0 QB Rating against the Packers on New Years Eve, the T-Mobile commercial where he talks about being in the Pro Bowl, his epic Favre-like 07 where he threw more INTs than TDs, his 7 of 32 starts with over 3 INTs (22%), and of course snagging defeat from the jaws of victory in XLI with 3 individual turnovers.

I think this sums it up best:

Rex will go down in Bears history with the likes of:

Rusty Lisch, Mike Tomczak, Peter Tom Willis, Will Furrer, Rick Mirer, Steve Stenstrom, (Domschke family Favorite) Moses Moreno, Cade McNown, "Happy Hank" Burris, Kordell Stewart, Jonathan Quinn, and of course the immortal Craig Krenzel.

Among the Bears worst 1st round draft picks with the likes of:

Rashaan Salaam, Curtis Enis, Cade McNown, David Terrell, and Cedric Benson.

So long Sexy Rexy.


Garnes said...

I'm sure some bar will give him a bottle of Jack on his way out- you have to wonder if Urlacher is doing a victory dance somewhere?

Dom said...

It's a sad day Minny, GB, Detroit, AZ, StL, Believeland, the Burgh, San Fran, Seattle, Baltimore, Cincy, Philly, and the ATL, they don't get to pick on Rex in '09.

Dom said...

PS Garnes, shouldn't you be doing work and not commenting on blogs?

Anonymous said...

i dont think he tryed to suck.......just glad to see him go!